Beast.

  • Me: hello is anyone there
  • Silence:
  • Silence:
  • Silence:
  • Silence:
  • Silence:
  • Silence:
  • Silence:
  • Murderer: lmfao u caught me I'll be out in a sec lmao
  • me: I AM A STRONG BLACK WOMAN WHO DON'T NEED NO MAN
  • real life friends: ...the fuck you smoking
  • parents: but sweetheart you're white
  • tumblr friends: BBY DATS RIGHT U GO TYRONE U GO

It would take an eternity to break us

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

Soo, my bird decided to fall asleep laying on my stomach and I really didn’t want to disturb him because he looked so cute..

But I really had to sneeze. There was no avoiding it. He, however, did not wake up. He just rolled and continued his sweet, birdy dreams..

After about the third consecutive sneeze though he finally decided to wake up..

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